My desk. I call this picture “soda shop”. (Taken with Instagram at HandsOn New Orleans Office)
My desk. I call this picture “soda shop”. (Taken with Instagram at HandsOn New Orleans Office)
I know that making fun of foreign food is passé, but come on. Who sells a food product that warns NOT to eat it?
(Source: thecounterforce, via glvno)
Fave new pencil erasers. (Taken with instagram)
How’s about I let you go back to your family if you can name one thing better than these Krunch Bars?
That’s what I thought. Goodnight.
“How can we ever become friends if you won’t even share a bite of ice cream with me?Come closer and share. What this? It’s a knife for fishing. A knife for gutting fish with.”
Does this article title make anyone else uncomfortable? And I don’t mean uncomfortable in a “I-am-not-okay-with-whites-losing-the-majority” way. I mean uncomfortable in a “is-it-okay-to-use-the-term-‘whites’” way.
Side note: Do babies take the census?
It’s never been a question of IF a child will kill you in your sleep. It’s a question of WHEN a child will kill you in your sleep.
It’s hard for me to take my university’s budget crisis seriously when they encourage us to throw away our worms after only one use. Waste not want not.
The first in my summer cocktail series: Nectartini
4 parts vodka, gin, rum, whiskey or tequila
1 part red liquid hummingbird food
Drink at room temperature from a dish or a cup.
Reading what Apple news says about Apple is like walking in on your boyfriend making that pretty-pony face in the mirror that people make when no one is looking.