January 2012
2 posts
November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
4 posts
Watchmollygreen:
Margee + Monsters + Belafonte = This
What I did over my labor day vacation.
Watchratsoff:
Dannon Fruit On The Bottom Yogurt Is Very Nourishing And Refreshing
This yogurt review just made me laugh AND got me to eat the yogurt I’ve been ignoring for the last 3 hours. Motivation, like this lady, is a strange beast.
(via videogum.)
Very small space, small volume.
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
7 posts
“In the 1920s, Haber exhaustively searched for a method to extract gold from sea...”
– - From Wikipedia
Sometimes you find hilarious things while doing research. And then you picture a monocled man doing tireless tests to get gold out of sea water. So 1920’s.
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I have a crush on u but cant say who i am lol.. u...
BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER! I think the 13 year old girl-robot I’ve been obsessing over has a crush on me, too!
Ask me anything
Today's New Orleans Group-on:
I am confused as to what is being offered here: (emboldened for your reading pleasure)
“Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaurus femur or the future. Bend only the appearance of time with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of hair and makeup services at Glamour Therapy on Magazine Street.
Glamour Therapy’s artistic...
Did anyone else’s mom take things, both pills and objects that looked like pills, to the pharmacist while they were at school? You know, for purposes of identification.
That’s asprin.
That’s a dried glob of hot glue.
That’s a googly eye.
That’s a freshwater pearl earring.
Ice Pellet Day
Some places get romantic snow days, and are all like:
“Sorry! Can’t go to work! Have to stare out the window with my cats, drink warm lavender-rhubarb hot chocolate and make sweet potato cardamom pancakes while I watch a virgin layer of snow fall on my completely refurbished air-stream trailer. Maybe I should put on another She & Him record!?”
But in Baton Rouge it’s...
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
2 posts
Fake Conversation: Tina Fey, you are seriously a... →
jadebenwhaaat:
Here’s is Tracy Jordan’s monologue on why he repressed all his dark and troubling memories of growing up in the South Bronx. Not sure if I can do it much justice, because in Season 4, Episode 21 entitled, “Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land”, his delivery of this is brilliant:
It’s all coming back…
Jade and I started our friendship in a basic way..quoting 30 rock. What it...
October 2010
1 post
Sneak peak into: Woman's Day Gelatin Cookery...
“Gelatin fits our lives. It is light, easy to prepare, looks lavish, costs very little, is rich in protein, loved by children, festive at holidays, impressive all the time, versatile and delicious.” -All of these things could be said of me, as well.
” This book is all you’ll ever need to master the mysteries of gelatin. It describes seven different methods for molding...
September 2010
6 posts
Choose your own adventure
You were watching a you tube video. After the video you tube suggests a cat video.
To watch the video, click here.
To not watch the video and continue what you’re doing on your laptop, click here.
If stegasaurus did really have two brains......
What if a meteor hit it in the neck and the wound was instantly cauterized? Then the body could walk around and the head could just lie there and eat grass until it’s neck filled up with it.
July 2010
14 posts
Margee Green's Tumblr?
Why, I’d reckon she’s been dead for 55 years to the day. Terrible accident, drove into a tree on her senior prom night in 1955. What’s that? You talked to her last night, out there on the road and she dropped this cashmere shawl? This is the shawl we buried her in….
THEN MY TUMBLR TURNS TO FUCKING DUST.
Even Springsteen couldn't make Jersey this cool →
newsweek:
alittlespace:
Andrew Romano on one of my favorite subjects: the Garden State.
“…the Jersey trend taps into the defining cultural obsession of the moment: the allure of authenticity. In cities from Portland, Ore., to Portland, Maine, bookish lumberjack types are wearing hunting garments to art galleries and brunch. It is difficult to find a new restaurant that doesn’t require its...
Sunglass saga
A homeless man on a bike with rims but no tires was trying to use the emergency call phone on campus as a personal phone. He looked really annoyed that the phone would only dial campus police. As I walked by him he snorted out a laugh and said, “nice sunglasses.”
Now:
Do I forget about it because a homeless man trying to call a (likely) imaginary person not liking my glasses is...
Folk Off!: COSMIC COWGIRL playlist 7/17/10 →
Birthday edition!
1. W-O-M-A-N- Peggy Lee
2. Sorry ‘Bout That- Nancy Sinatra
3. Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man- Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty
4. Woman’s Prison- Loretta Lynn
5. Jolene- Dolly Parton
6. Blue Moon of Kentucky- Bill Monroe
7. Walkin’ After Midnight- Patsy Cline
8. Sick,…
A good way to look cool.
And believe me, I tried it and it worked. Say:
” I know that there’s Joe and Nick, but I don’t know the name of the other two Jonas brothers.”
It makes you look cool on different levels.
Lysnc pl8s
I just thought of these so that my friends could have a database for when they go to get a personalized plate! Please feel free to suggest more, I will be adding periodically.
4MEATS- pro meat, living life for meat, 4 favorite types of meat.
MEATYM- “meat time” or “Meaty M”, like a nickname.
PAPATYM- A father time reference or, like, “Everyone watch out. It’s...
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Are you fat or skinny?
Some where in between, like Hillary Duff. Thanks!
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Usefulness defined. →
I used to always have this page bookmarked before I quit amphetamines.
-for full effect please listen to the video audio and answer the questions.
