BOY-GIRL-PARTY



When I was 10 I was watching that late night sex talk show on MTV with Dr. Drew. The one everyone watched, but their parents didn’t know? Anyway, this woman called in and said her husband’s penis looked like a “baby turtle”. She was scared that her newborn son would share the trait and wanted to know it that was a hereditary dick shape.  I thought to myself, all those years ago, that this must be a close enough to normal thing and that some day I would know what it meant. Tonight, for the first time since that day, I realized I still don’t understand. Though, If I DID understand I would make a clever joke about how I can’t tell if this is a picture of baby turtles or my spring break.  Too far?

When I was 10 I was watching that late night sex talk show on MTV with Dr. Drew. The one everyone watched, but their parents didn’t know?

Anyway, this woman called in and said her husband’s penis looked like a “baby turtle”. She was scared that her newborn son would share the trait and wanted to know it that was a hereditary dick shape. 

I thought to myself, all those years ago, that this must be a close enough to normal thing and that some day I would know what it meant.

Tonight, for the first time since that day, I realized I still don’t understand.

Though, If I DID understand I would make a clever joke about how I can’t tell if this is a picture of baby turtles or my spring break. 

Too far?




  1. missgreen posted this