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Today’s New Orleans Group-on:

I am confused as to what is being offered here: (emboldened for your reading pleasure)

“Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaurus femur or the future. Bend only the appearance of time with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of hair and makeup services at Glamour Therapy on Magazine Street.

Glamour Therapy’s artistic doyen, Natalie Chosa, wields her talent and aesthetic knowledge with skill, earning her the trust of heads such as John Goodman, Brad Paisley, and Jason Lee. Specializing in sculpting coiffeurs and painting facial canvases to complement her subjects’ lifestyles, Natalie will conduct a consultation to determine the most suitable service for each client. If a client is stranded on an island of dead ends, the masterful stylist will unsheathe her scissors and tame unruly manes for men ($35) and women ($55). With a proper makeup application ($55), skeletal masks can accentuate their natural cheek and jaw lines to lead the eye to their most radiant feature: glow-in-the dark teeth. For those with unwanted brow shrubbery, a precision tweezing will mold stray hairs into pristine arches, great for crossing flooded eye ponds ($20).

Set within a studio space of cool blues, white accents, and plush leather furniture, Glamour Therapy fosters a chic forum for feeling great and catching up with a gaggle of friends away from the stress of rampant centaurs lingering at home.”

But, seriously, if you have glow in the dark teeth, buy this coupon.