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Man with white truck: “What is that?” Me: “I don’t know” (lying) Man: “Then why are you measuring it?” (Steps closer) Me: “ACTUALLY I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S VOMIT DON’T GET THAT CLOSE” Man: “What? Why are you measuring vomit?” Me: “To see how long it is..To figure out how fast the car was going?” Man: “What?” Me: “I want to write a math problem about it?”  Man: “Do you study forensics?” Me: “Yes. Yes, I study forensics” End results: More than 50 ft. of vomit. Someone died here. They must have. 

Man with white truck: “What is that?”

Me: “I don’t know” (lying)

Man: “Then why are you measuring it?” (Steps closer)

Me: “ACTUALLY I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S VOMIT DON’T GET THAT CLOSE”

Man: “What? Why are you measuring vomit?”

Me: “To see how long it is..To figure out how fast the car was going?”

Man: “What?”

Me: “I want to write a math problem about it?” 

Man: “Do you study forensics?”

Me: “Yes. Yes, I study forensics”

End results: More than 50 ft. of vomit. Someone died here. They must have. 




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